Puppy Love

  • Puppies are nature’s remedy for feeling unloved, plus numerous other ailments of life.by Richard Allan Palm
  • The more I see of the depressing stature of people, the more I admire my dogs. By Alphonse de Lamartine
  • Love me, love my dog. By George Chapman, Widow’s Tears 
  • Killing the dog does not cure the bite. By Abraham Lincoln
  • Whosoever loveth me loveth my hound. By Sir Thomas More
  • You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog. By Harry S. Truman
  • Better to give your path to a dog than be bitten by him in contesting for the right. By Abraham Lincoln
  • How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn’t make it a leg. By Abraham Lincoln
  •  Buy a pup and your money will buy love unflinching. Rudyard Kipling
  • The biggest dog has been a pup. Joaquin Miller
  • When you feel lousy, puppy therapy is indicated. Sara Paretsky
  • A puppy is but a dog, plus high spirits, and minus common sense. Agnes Repplier
  • When a puppy takes fifty catnaps in the course of the day, he cannot always be expected to sleep the night through.Albert Payson Terhune
  • [Being a parent] is tough. If you just want a wonderful little creature to love, you can get a puppy. Barbara Walters
  • There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.  BernWilliams
  •  A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates. Josh Billings
  • I bought my grandmother a Seeing Eye dog. But he’s a little sadistic. He does impressions of cars screeching to a halt. Larry Amoros
  • To err is human, to forgive, canine. – Author Unknown
  • The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. – Author Unknown
  • The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic. – Henry Ward Beecher
  • No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy. – by Bern Williams
  • My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That’s almost $7.00 in dog money.
  • – Joe Weinstein
  • If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around. – by Cowboy Wisdom
  • I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. – Will Rogers
  • Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really. – Agnes Sligh Turnbull
  • Bulldogs are adorable, with faces like toads that have been sat on. – Colette
  • Everyone needs a dog to adore him, and a cat to bring him back to reality  ~ Unknown 
  • When you feel lousy, puppy therapy is indicated. by Sara Paretsky
  • If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.– Fran Lebowitz
  • A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours. –by Anonymous
  • “They are I think called Chihuahuas because they chew on everything including my toys.”
  • – dog quote by Jessie Rose, Kindergartener
  • Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. *by Dave Barry
  • The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
  • – Author Unknown
  • If your dog is fat, you’re not getting enough exercise. – Author Unknown
  • If a DOG was the TEACHER you would learn things like:
  • When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
  • Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
  • Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure Ecstasy.
  • Take naps.
  • …Stretch before rising.
  • Run, romp, and play daily.
  • Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
  • Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
  • Oh the saddest of sights in a world of sin Is the little lost pup with his tail tucked in. *by Arthur Guiterman
  • The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.  ~Margo Kaufman
  • There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.  ~Bern Williams
  • The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother — and they’ll settle for a puppy every time. – -by Winston Pendleton
  • “I can’t decide if I have a cat or a cat has me.”  – by Esther Marton
  • “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.” – by  Josh Billings
  • Happiness is a warm puppy.   by Charles M. Schulz   
  • Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.  by Robert Benchley  

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